Marilyn, Elvis and a Bottle of Scotch

Lookie what I've found!

Poor Marilyn seems to have lost her forehead. It also seems that she's been in a horrible eyebrow waxing accident.  Or maybe those are carpet burns. 

And look, kids!  It's Down's Syndrome Elvis and he seems to have been run over by the short bus. 
And he's toothless.

But maybe you don't want a Maimed Marilyn or Down's Syndrome Elvis sculpture hanging on your wall?  What if you want an Epileptic James Dean or The Elephant Man?  No fuckin' worries!  The artist will lovingly create whoever you want.  And I guarantee it won't look a goddamn thing like the person you wanted it to.  Woohoo!

You can buy your piece of pop icon shart here. 

Great big hugs,
Babs

I Just Sharted Melted Crayons

Do you like Native American art?  Zombies?  Rainbow colored feces? 

If you answered yes to the above, then boy howdy, have I got the perfect piece of shart for you!

Well, feed me crayons and call me crazy!  This thing looks like it would be sticky if you touched it, and then your hands would be greasy.  Kind of how it is after you shake Glenn Beck's hand. 

But if you enjoy sticky, greasy art, this beauty can be yours for the low, low price of $1800. 

You can make fun of it purchase it here.

Happy Sharting!

Babs 



Scribble Me This

I've just discovered a new artist on eBay, kids!  I think I should get a cut of the profits for promoting him should he ever find anyone willing to actually pay him money for his art. 

This is Meg.  Meg has boobs.  Hairy boobs.  Hairy, nippleless boobs.  And a clown nose. 

This next one is titled "Political Radioactivist" (naming it something that sounds like it means something, but really doesn't makes it worth A LOT more money).  It's a mere $4,750.00, but if you want to save a few bucks, grab a piece of paper - a little paint or a really leaky pen and scribble something with your non-dominant hand.   Tada!  Your very own political radioactivist. 

You can grab these fine specimens here and here. 

Have a shart,

Babs

Happy Thanksgiving!

I hope that you're surrounded by loved ones and art that's much better than this. 

Bartholomew the Thanksgiving Monster eating the elusive spotted Turkey leg.  

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT

According to the artist's description, these two gals are ready for a night out on the town.  Of course, the artist also describes herself as a professional, so she's obviously a few bristles shy of a full brush.  I don't know how she expects the girls to go out partying when their hair dye is running down their faces.  Or maybe hair dye drips are the new black. 

You can buy this piece of fine art here for only $145!

Don't Shart On My Parade,
Babs

Find Your Nirvana

You can buy this lovely rendering of Kurt Cobain over at eBay where the starting bid is only $124.95. 

Or you could just ask your 10 year old nephew to paint one for you for around $2.96 in supplies.